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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We`re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive” The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers ”God Save The Queen” and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers ”Viva La France” and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers ”Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.


Joke #1066 posted in the category: Racist jokes.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. ”Wow,” says the bartender. ”That is really something. Where’d you get it?”

”Africa,” says the parrot.


Joke #5740 posted in the category: Racist jokes.

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
- He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
- I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.


Joke #5749 posted in the category: Racist jokes.

An insect falls into a mug of beer.

English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.

American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer.

Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.

Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.

Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.


Joke #7021 posted in the category: Racist jokes.

O’Connell was staggering home with a


of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.

”Please, God,” he implored, ”let it be blood!”


Joke #7248 posted in the category: Racist jokes.

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