Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. ”He’s not my husband,” she says.
He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. ”He’s not my husband either.”
He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her.
”Wait a minute,” she says. ”He’s not even a member of this club.”
Smith and Jones were playing racquetball in the local gym. After the game, they went into the locker room to change, and Smith is amazed to see Jones wearing a lace bra and garter belt.
Smith: ”My God, Jones, when did YOU start wearing women’s underwear?”
Jones: ”Ever since my wife found them in the glove compartment of my car!”