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A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.” Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. ”He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.

He communicates really well, and I just act like I’m listening.”

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Joke #1065 posted in the category: Real jokes.

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 8: One of the passengers in a Soviet spacecraft is fooling around with the equipment, and his monkeyshines may end the flight prematurely. The passenger is in fact a monkey named Yarosha -- Russian slang for village troublemaker. Evidently bored on the fifth day of a scheduled 12-day flight, Yarosha slipped out of his harness and took a tour of the spacecraft. Tass, the Soviet news agency, reported that Yarosha was having a delightful time tampering with all of the equipment within reach. Watch out, Yarosha; if you break something, they’ll probably dock your flight pay.

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Joke #5475 posted in the category: Real jokes.

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short-tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird 206) after landing. Speedbird 206: ”Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active.” Ground: ”Good Morning, taxi to your gate.” The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops. Ground: ”Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?” Speedbird 206: ”Stand by, ground, I’m looking up the gate location now.” Ground (impatiently): ”Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?” Speedbird 206 (coolly): ”Yes, in 1944. But I didn’t stop”.

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Joke #6749 posted in the category: Real jokes.

The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday.
”A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.
”You bet,” answered the customer. ”She’s expecting a cruise.”

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Joke #8697 posted in the category: Real jokes.

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. The ”Environmental Engineering News” published some rather sobering information about punishment for drunk driving convictions in other countries. In Australia, the names of drunk drivers are printed in newspapers under the caption, ”He’s drunk and in jail.” In Malaysia the driver is jailed and, if married, the spouse is jailed. In the United Kingdom, Finland and Sweden there’s an automatic jail term of one year. In Turkey, drunk drivers are driven twenty miles out of town and forced to walk back ten miles. In Bulgaria, a second drunk-driving conviction results in capital punishment. In El Salvador, your first offense is your last -- execution by firing squad. From the August Road & Track.

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Joke #10902 posted in the category: Real jokes.

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