A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror.
If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disappear and you can never come back. So, the redhead goes into the restroom and stands in front of the mirror.
”I think that I am the most beautiful person in this bar.” And the Redhead walks out with a brand new red car.
Then the Brunette goes into the restroom and says to the mirror,” I think Im the smartest person in this bar.” And she gets a million dollars.
Then the Blonde goes into the restroom and says to the mirror,” I think...” POOF! She disappears.
A Blonde, Brunette, And A Redhead All Walked Into A Bar. The Bar Had A Mirror That If You Said Something True, It Give You The One Thing You Desire, But If You Say Something False, You’ll Disappear Forever. The Brunette Walked Up To The Mirror And Said, ”i Think I’m The Smartest Person In This Whole Bar.” Poof! She Disappeared Forever. Next The Redhead. She Said The Same Thing And Disapeared Forever. Then The Blonde Walked Up And Said, ”i Think---” Poof! She Disapeared Forever.-0+
A redhead walks into a bar. She walks up to the bartender and says, ”I’d like a RW, please.”
The bartender says, ”What’s a RW, might I inquire?”
”Red Wine, Duh!”
The bartender serves her her drink. A brunette walks into the bar. ”I’d like a WW, please.”
”A WW is... what?”
”White Wine, Duh!”
Bartender serves her _her_ drink. In walks a blonde. ”I’d like a Fifteen, please.”
”What the HELL is a fifteen?”
”Seven and seven, Duh!”
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, ”Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite.-0+