A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, ”Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ”We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.” The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, ”And what are those?” The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, ”Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”-15+
Two texans were talking about their favorite sexual position. One texan said his favorite sexual position was ”rodeo”.
The other texan said, ”Rodeo? I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of the rodeo position. What is it?”
The other texan said, ”It’s like this son. When my wife and I are making love doggy style, and she’s about ready to orgasm, I lean over and whisper in her ear, that this is exactly how her sister likes doing it, and then I try to hold on for the next eight seconds.
Two guys in a bar are discussing ”positions” so one tells the other, ”Well my favorite is the rodeo!”
and the other says, ”What’s the rodeo?”
”well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you’re halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, ’you know, this is your sister’s favorite position too’ and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!”