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A girl phoned me the other day and said.... Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

My father carries around the picture of the kid that came with his wallet.

I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, ”do you think we’ll ever find them? He said, ”I don’t know kid, there are so many places they can hide.

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Joke #15872 posted in the category: Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

A girl phoned me and said, ”Come on over. There’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home!

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Joke #30720 posted in the category: Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

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Joke #30721 posted in the category: Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with!

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Joke #30722 posted in the category: Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

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Joke #30723 posted in the category: Rodney Dangerfield jokes.

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