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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said ”You know - it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this, the other blonde replies ”I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”

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Joke #80243 posted in the category: Rowing jokes.

A blonde was driving down the highway when she saw another blonde sitting in the middle of a field trying to row a boat.

”It’s blondes like her that that give blondes like me a bad name,” she thought.

She stopped her car got out and yelled, ”Look at you. You’re trying to row a boat in the middle of a field! If I could swim I’d kick your butt!”

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Joke #85270 posted in the category: Rowing jokes.

Rowing Your Boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said ”You know - it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!”

To this, the other blonde replies ”I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”

Rating: 4. 6/5

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Joke #86358 posted in the category: Rowing jokes.

Blonde in a boat.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, ”What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

rating: 4. 9/5

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Joke #86359 posted in the category: Rowing jokes.

There is this blonde in the middle of a parking lot rowing a boat.

This other blonde drives by and sees this blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a parking lot. So she stops her car gets out and yells, ”IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD SIM OVER THERE AND DROWN YOU. YOU GIVE US BLONDES A BAD NAME!!”

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Joke #86456 posted in the category: Rowing jokes.

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