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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: ”I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

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Joke #1092 posted in the category: SMS jokes.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

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Joke #1093 posted in the category: SMS jokes.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?

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Joke #4357 posted in the category: SMS jokes.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

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Joke #7152 posted in the category: SMS jokes.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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Joke #12585 posted in the category: SMS jokes.

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