There are three guys on a plane, George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Saddam Hussein.
Bored, George Bush blurts out, ”I want to see an apple fly,” so he throws one out the window and it flew.
A while later Bill Clinton says, ”I want to see an orange fly,” so he throws one out the window and it flew.
A little while longer, Saddam Hussein says, ”Well, I want to see a grenade fly,” so he throws one out the window and it flew.
The plane lands and the three guys are walking down a market street when they come across an old woman crying and rubbing her head.
”Whats the matter?” they ask her.
”I was sitting here tending to my shop when an apple flew from the sky and hit me on the head.”
A bit embarrassed, they continue walking down the street.
A while later they come across a man crying and cursing at the sky. ”What’s the matter?” they ask him.
”I was sitting here minding my own buisness when an orange came out of the sky and hit me on the head.”
A bit concerned, they continue down the road until they come across a little boy laughing very hard.
”What’s so funny?” they ask the little boy.
The little boy leans in close and whispers, ”I farted, and the house behind me blew up.”
SADDAM HUSSEIN CALLED USA AND TOLD THEM ILL GIVE YOU $100, 000, 000 IF YOU MAKE A STAMP OF MY FACE................... SO USA AGREAD. 2 WEAKS AFTER USA CALL BACK SADDAM AND SAY IAM SORRY THE STAMPS DID NOT WORK OUT, HE SAID WHY? THE PEOPLE ARE SPITTING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE STAMP.-0+
BAGHDAD, IRAQ- April 23, 1997 - Saddam Hussein today announced his pledge to fight terrorism, starting with ”the fool who crashed my 286 with junk e-mail spam”. The iron fisted leader went on to state that it took nearly five years to scavenge the countryside for stray computer parts ”just to get on the net.” After months of receiving busy signals from America Off Line, Saddam was finally able to negotiate (handshake) with the AOL server. He then went to download his e-mail, expecting to receive the customary AOL welcome e-mail message. But much to his dismay he was hit hard by Sanford Wallace’s spam puking Cyber-Bomber Program.
The attack consisted of endless copies of the exact same junk e-mails such as ”Get Rich Quick”, ”Internet Porno Site Adverts”, etc. , etc.. The attack was so hard & heavy that Saddam’s 120 MB hard drive simply crashed within a matter of minutes. Saddam stated that Mr. Wallace has got himself in the same predicament as Salman Rushdie, and will have nowhere to hide.
Reaction amongst netizens was generally positive, and in total agreement with Saddam’s decree.
Sources at the Pentagon stated that Mr. Wallace will most likely be placed in the Wit-less Protection Program (funded by a new tax on all e-mails).
Furthermore, Pentagon Officials were so impressed with the capabilities of the Cyber-Bomber Program, that this highly effective technology will now become property of the Department of Defense. No further details were given in regards to further research and development of junk e-mail spamming as a weapon of mass irritation.
Mr. Spamford Wallace was unavailable for comment.