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Phone ki ganti baji.

Santa: Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.

Jasmeet: Wo ghar pe hain.

Santa: Maine mana kiya tha ke…

Jasmeet: Phone mere liye tha!

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Joke #18839 posted in the category: Sardarji jokes.

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes

to visit a

temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a

zig-zag.

At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji

that it

will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt.

Abu as

there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.

So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to

the

top of Mt. Abu in reverse.

After sometime the Sardarji

comes down of the hill in reverse..

When the man sees him, he

asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill

in a reverse gear.

The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill

so

he reversed his car.

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Joke #21180 posted in the category: Sardarji jokes.

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.

When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, ”Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answered without hesitation, ”The Romans killed him.” The chief thanked him and he left.

When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied ”Jesus was killed by the Jews.” Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.

Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, ”Could I have some time to think about it?” The chief said, ”OK, but get back to me tomorrow.”

When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked ”How did the interview go?” .

Pat came the reply, ”Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder!”

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Joke #22299 posted in the category: Sardarji jokes.

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji’s coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech.

Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: ”There should not be last coach in any train.”

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Joke #25813 posted in the category: Sardarji jokes.

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: ”What are you searching for?”

Santa: ”Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet: ”And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa: ”That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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Joke #35017 posted in the category: Sardarji jokes.

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