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These three guys needed to stay at a hotel. The lady at the desk

said that there was only one room with a king size bed left. The

men said they’d take it. One guy slept on the right, the second

on the left, and the third in the middle. That night the three

guys all woke up at the same time. The first guy on the right

said, ”I had a dream that some one was pulling on my dick.” The

second guy said, ”I had the same dream!” The third guy that

slept in the middle said, ”I had a dream that I was skiing!”

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Joke #11771 posted in the category: Skiing jokes.

There were three men hiking in the mountains and they came upon a cabin. They decided to stay there for the night because it was getting late and it was cold. It was really cold that they all decided to slept in the same bed.

The next day they all woke up and the man to the left said, ”Man I had the weirdest dream, i dreamed that i was getting hand job.” The guy on the far right said that he also had that same dream. And then the man in the middle said, ”That’s weird I had a great dream, I dreamed that I was skiing”.

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Joke #11772 posted in the category: Skiing jokes.

three guys went skiing they get tired and layed down in bed and fell asleep one guy on the right, one guy on the left, and one guy in the middle the guy sleeping on the left wakes up and says i had a dream that i was being jacked off ; the guy on the right wakes up and says i had the same dream ; the guy in the middle wakes up and says what are you guys taking about i had a dream that i was Skiing!!!

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Joke #51480 posted in the category: Skiing jokes.

man- can you ski?

woman- no

man- of course you cant. theres no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Joke #52232 posted in the category: Skiing jokes.

Ok there are 3 guys, they decide they are gonna go skiing for the weekend.

They pack up all their gear and head up to the mountains.

After a long day of skiing they go back to their hotel room.

There is only ONE bed.

So they decide to share it.

When they wake up the guy on the left said he had the weirdest dream.

He said, ”I felt like i was being jerked off last night.”

The guy on the right side said he had the same dream.

The guy in the middle said he had a dream he was skiing.

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Joke #54245 posted in the category: Skiing jokes.

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