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The Bunny & The Snake

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

”Oh, my,” said the bunny, ”I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth, so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

”It’s quite okay,” replied the snake. ”Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”

”Oh, that would be wonderful,” replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, ”Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

”Oh, thank you! Thank you,” cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, ”Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, ”Well, you’re scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

I’d say you must be either a computer programmer, or possibly someone in upper management.

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Joke #2924 posted in the category: Snake jokes.

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny

and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from

birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was

slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

”Oh, my,” said the bunny, ”I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth, so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

”It’s quite okay,” replied the snake. ”Actually, my story is much the same

as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”

”Oh, that would be wonderful,” replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, ”Well, you’re

covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you

have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny.”

”Oh, thank you! Thank you,” cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, ”Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, ”Well, you’re scaly

and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly someone in upper

management.”

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Joke #2939 posted in the category: Snake jokes.

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped

over a large snake and fell, KerPlop! , right on his twitchy little nose. ”Oh,

please excuse me!” said the bunny. ”I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m

blind and can’t see.”

”That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. ”To be sure, it was my fault.

I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By

the way, what kind of animal are you?”

”Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. ”I’m blind, and I’ve never seen

myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.”

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, ”Well, you’re soft, and

cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear

twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!”

Then he said, ”I can’t thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal

are you?”

And the snake replied that he didn’t know, and the bunny agreed to examine

him, and when he was finished, the snake said, ”Well, what kind of an animal am

I?”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, ”You’re hard,

you’re cold, you’re slimy and you haven’t got any balls... You must be a

lawyer.”

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Joke #2940 posted in the category: Snake jokes.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

The rabbit says, ”You feel me first.” The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

He says, ”Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet...”

The rabbit says, ”I know! I’m a rabbit! Yippee!” Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, ”Okay, you’re long and thin, and slimy all over, and there’s a little forked tongue...”

The snake says, ”Oh no, I’m a lawyer.”

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Joke #6120 posted in the category: Snake jokes.

A snake and a rabbit met each other in the dark. ’What do you look like?’ , the snake asked.

’I’ve got long ears, two big hind legs and a fluffy tail’

’Aha’ the snake said ’then you must be a rabbit’

’Yes, I am. What do you look like?’ the rabbit asked.

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’I’m bald all over my body and I’ve got no ears’ the snake said.

’Aha’ the rabbit said, ’then you must be Niki Lauda’

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Joke #6128 posted in the category: Snake jokes.

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