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Sally Ride, MR. T, and John Tesh walk into a bar. The barkeep says, ”Hey MR. T, Johnnie and lil ol` Sally.” He then shoots John Tesh and Sally Ride. He serves MR. T a screwdriver.

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Joke #10288 posted in the category: Space Shuttle jokes.

First thought running through a student of Sally Ride: ”I sure hope this means no weekend homework.”

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Joke #82116 posted in the category: Space Shuttle jokes.

How many astronauts does it take to blow up a space shuttle? Seven. Six to do it and one to fuck the roo.

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Joke #82117 posted in the category: Space Shuttle jokes.

How many tacos does it take to feed the Challenger crew? Zero. THEY ARE ALL DEAD; HELLO?!?!?!.

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Joke #82118 posted in the category: Space Shuttle jokes.

OVERHEARD AT MISSION CONTROL: ”Hey has anyone seen my new wrench?”

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Joke #82119 posted in the category: Space Shuttle jokes.

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