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Where do Martians drink beer?-0+
At a mars bar!
Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?-0+
He was looking for the space bar!
What do you call an alien surfing-0+
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?-0+
Because it was so ET!
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?-0+
At parking meteors.
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