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I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

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Joke #18 posted in the category: Sport jokes.

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, ”If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, ”If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, ”If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I’ll stay with you and do *Anything* you want.” Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, ”What is it? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful Princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you want. Why won’t you kiss me?

The boy said, ”Look I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.”

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Joke #104 posted in the category: Sport jokes.

Q: what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
A: Damn

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Joke #155 posted in the category: Sport jokes.

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks.

”What do you think the problem is?” one man asked his companion.

”I dunno,” came the reply, ”Maybe we aren’t throwing the dog up high

enough.”

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Joke #158 posted in the category: Sport jokes.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10, 000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, ”I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I m completely nude.”

With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, ”Mama needs new clothes.” Then she yells, ”YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON.”

She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, ”What did she roll, anyway?”

The other answers, ”I don’t know. I thought YOU were watching.”

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Joke #305 posted in the category: Sport jokes.

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