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Why did Mike Tyson [the boxer] buy a whole corn field?

So he could bite some more ears.

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Joke #30648 posted in the category: Sports Figures.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

They invented mace!

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Joke #30649 posted in the category: Sports Figures.

Two Actual California Community College Bowl Games:

Hawaiian Punch Bowl

Pacific Graffiti Bowl

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Joke #117608 posted in the category: Sports Figures.

Why Did the Baseball player bring rope to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

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Joke #127361 posted in the category: Sports Figures.

1. I die rarely.

2. It’s a deja vu all over again.

3. It’s not over till it’s over.

4. If you come to a fork in the road..... take it!

5. I really didn’t say everything that I said.

6. You can observe a lot just by watching.

7. Never reply to an anonymous letter.

8. I usually take a 2-hour nap from 1 to 4.

9. When asked what time it was, I said; you mean now?

10. At Yogi Berra day in St Louis 1947: ”I want to thank you for

making this day necessary.”

11. If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.

12. Yogi on the 1969 NY Mets ”overwhelming underdogs.”

13. If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark,

nobody’s going to stop them.

14. On why NY lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh; ”We made to

many wrong mistakes.”

15. The future ain’t what it used to be.

16. It gets late early out here.

17. Nobody ever goes to that resturant over there, it’s too

crowded.

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Joke #127362 posted in the category: Sports Figures.

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