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Q: How do squash players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!

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Joke #107239 posted in the category: Squash jokes.

A badminton player, a squash player and a tennis player decided to stay at a country inn, but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn.

”That’s OK”, said the badminton payer, ”I’ll sleep in the barn.” So off he went.

A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the badminton player who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig.

”That’s OK,” said the squash player. , ”I’ll sleep there.”

So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the squash player there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow.

”That’s OK,” said the tennis player, ”I’ll sleep there.” So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig stood there.....

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Joke #127204 posted in the category: Squash jokes.

So how come Robinson’s sponsor tennis and not squash?

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Joke #128647 posted in the category: Squash jokes.

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