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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
”Tiny” replies the man.
”Why’s that?” asks the bartender.
”Because he’s my newt!”

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Joke #311 posted in the category: Stupid jokes.

Woman goes into a butcher’s...

”I’d like an oxtail please”.

”Certainly”, replies the butcher, ”Once there was an ox...”

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Joke #419 posted in the category: Stupid jokes.

A young man was out walking his dog in the park, when a beautiful young woman stopped to admire the animal.

”What’s your dog’s name?” she asked flirtatiously.

”Herpes,” replied the dog’s owner.

”How odd!” exclaimed the woman. ”Why in the world did you name your dog Herpes?”

The young man replied, ”Because he just won’t heel.”

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Joke #547 posted in the category: Stupid jokes.

Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!

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Joke #664 posted in the category: Stupid jokes.

What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?

Not being retarded!

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Joke #1163 posted in the category: Stupid jokes.

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