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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.

”Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.

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Joke #3579 posted in the category: Summer jokes.

It was the first day of school.

Each member of this third grade class had to go up to the black board and draw a representation of their summer.

Little Johnny got up and drew a dot.

The teacher asked him what it was supposed to represent.

He replied, ”It is a period.”

The teacher said, ”What does that have to do with your summer?”

Johnny said, ”Well, my 15 year-old sister couldn’t find hers, so my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the 21 year-old guy next door shot himself!”

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Joke #17553 posted in the category: Summer jokes.

Q. What is the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
A. A boyscout comes home from summer camp.

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Joke #21429 posted in the category: Summer jokes.

A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp.

He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.

The counselor asked, ”Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?”

The kid answered, ”Did you ever have a mother?”

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Joke #21624 posted in the category: Summer jokes.

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
Summer!

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Joke #24961 posted in the category: Summer jokes.

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