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A French Table Tennis team travel to the USA to

participate in a tournament in the South. During their

stay, they will be lodged in the dorms of a very

traditional, conservative southern university. Upon

their arrival, the local coordinator, a traditional,

conservative southener announces:

”The female dorms will be out-of-bounds for all

male players, and the male dormitory to the female

players. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be

fined $20 the first time.”

He continued, ”Anybody caught breaking this rule

the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a

third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a French player in the group inquired:

”How much for a weekly pass?”

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Joke #23530 posted in the category: Table Tennis jokes.

Q: How many ping pong players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to complain that it’s ”table tennis” not ”ping pong”, one to change the lightbulb, one to protest about the type of glue he used to fix the lightbulb into place, and one to get out his copy of the ”Bats ’R’ Us” catalogue and point out that he could have bought an even better one for 50p less.

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Joke #107236 posted in the category: Table Tennis jokes.

In a European tournament, three English players

discovered that they all had to play against a

terrific Irish player. When called to the table,

the first English player said he was going to

make him mad, so that he would lose concentration

and play a bad game. He walked over to the Irish

man, shook hands and said:

’Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.’

’Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that.’

The game started and the Irish destroyed the first

English player.

Puzzled, the English player walked back to his

buddies.

’I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn’t

care!’

’You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and

learn.’

Later in the tournament, the second English player

had to play the Irish. He walked over, shook hands,

and said:

’I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!’

’Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thank you.’

The game started and the Irish swept the floor

with the second English player.

Shocked beyond belief, the English player went

back to his buddies.

’You’re right, he is unshakable!’

The third English player said: ’No, no, no, I will

really make him lose his temper, you just watch.’

When his turn came, the third English player walked

over to the Irish man, shook hands, and said...

’I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!’

’Yeah, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me.’

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Joke #128652 posted in the category: Table Tennis jokes.

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