One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,
”Do you know what it is?”
”No, I don’t,” said the little boy.
”Okay, I’ll give you a clue. It’s the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work.”
That’s when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
”Spit it out! It’s a piece of ass!!”
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
”Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, ”What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
”Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog’s duties.” They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.” No,” said another, ”he’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. ”They use the dogs,” she said firmly, ”to find the fire hydrant.”-18+