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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The Psychic tells him: ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, ”This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” ”No,” says his Advisor, ”in her biology class.”

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Joke #66 posted in the category: Telephone jokes.

Frog on the psychic hotline

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog says, ”This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” , ”No,” says the psychic. ”Next term in her biology lesson.”

Frog parked illegally

What happened to the frog when he parked illegally

He got toad away.

Frog’s favourite drink

What’s a frog’s favourite drink?

Croaka-cola.

Man with frog on head

A man with a frog on his head walks into the doctor’s office. The doctor asks, ”What seems to be the problem?” And the Frog replies, ”Well doctor... it’s this thing that’s hanging from my bottom.”

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Joke #888 posted in the category: Telephone jokes.

A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, ”You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

”Great,” says the frog, ”Will I meet her at a party?”

”No,” said the psychic, ”Next year - in biology class.”

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Joke #928 posted in the category: Telephone jokes.

there was once a man who has néver answered a telephone before in his life. One day he come to visit his son who is a lawyer in the city and he was all alone in the house and ’suddenly the¨telephone started ringing the man did not known what to do but he got the confidence to pink it up and the person said HELLO;;;;::: and he said is not HELLO IS ME KOJO ATTAH!!! the man think that HELLO is name of a someone!!!!!

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Joke #7439 posted in the category: Telephone jokes.

Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, Bill again contacted the phone company and told that there was no longer a rush. The phone was now working fine... except that all money was being returned upon completion of each call. A repairman arrived within the hour!

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Joke #12586 posted in the category: Telephone jokes.

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