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A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says ”OK,, just grip it like you do your husband’s member”. After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, ”Wow that’s great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth.”

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Joke #9209 posted in the category: Tennis jokes.

If tennis players get tennis elbow, what do gynecologists get?

Tunnel vision!

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Joke #16488 posted in the category: Tennis jokes.

Why can’t cmputers play tennis?

They try to surf the net.

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Joke #17285 posted in the category: Tennis jokes.

One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition,

he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross

street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him

smiling. ”What do you have in your pocket?” , she asked. ”Tennis

ball,” the man said smiling back. ”Wow,” said the blond looking upset.

”That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!”

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Joke #43040 posted in the category: Tennis jokes.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because ”love”, means ”nothing” to them!

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Joke #44082 posted in the category: Tennis jokes.

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