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20% of the population is now drinking coffee,

60% is having sex, 19% is watching television

and

one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han

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Joke #28538 posted in the category: Text Humor.

Sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya

b. v ko new style main bataya ’tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’

b. v behosh

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Joke #35113 posted in the category: Text Humor.

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun

to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

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Joke #35114 posted in the category: Text Humor.

Sardar: Apne bete se bola,

Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,

ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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Joke #35115 posted in the category: Text Humor.

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai.

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Joke #35116 posted in the category: Text Humor.

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