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A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, ”I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, ”I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. and I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”

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Joke #946 posted in the category: Travel and Tourist jokes.

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We`re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive” The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers ”God Save The Queen” and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers ”Viva La France” and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers ”Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

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Joke #1066 posted in the category: Travel and Tourist jokes.

A tourist was being led through the

swamps of Florida. ”Is it

true,” he asked, ”that an alligator

won’t attack you if you carry a

flashlight?”

”That depends,” replied

the guide, ”on how fast you carry the

flashlight.”

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Joke #1191 posted in the category: Travel and Tourist jokes.

A man was driving along

the

highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He

swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit

jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man

as

well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and

got

out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay,

the rabbit

was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to

cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of

the

road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the

man what

was wrong.

”I feel terrible,” he explained. ”I

accidently hit this rabbit and

killed it.”

The woman told the man

not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to

her car trunk and

pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,

dead rabbit, and

sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miraculously,

the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two

humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned

around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet,

turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished.

He

couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s

spray can!

He ran over to the woman and demanded, ” What was in your

spray can?

What did you spray onto that rabbit?” The woman turned

the can around so

that the man could read the label. It

said:

”’Hare Spray’ Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave.”

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Joke #6147 posted in the category: Travel and Tourist jokes.

Teacher: I’d like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir?

Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.

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Joke #8692 posted in the category: Travel and Tourist jokes.

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