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A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

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Joke #99574 posted in the category: Vet jokes.

The man is clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, and demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat, and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows.

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Joke #99575 posted in the category: Vet jokes.

The vet looks at the man and says, ”I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”

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Joke #99576 posted in the category: Vet jokes.

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet brings in a Black Labrador. The Lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.

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Joke #99577 posted in the category: Vet jokes.

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes.

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Joke #99578 posted in the category: Vet jokes.

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