Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling
or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he
needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she
takes him to a strip club (work with me here).
The doorman at the club spots them and says ”Hey Roger! How are
you tonight?” His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has
been here before. ”No, no. He’s just one of the guys I bowl
They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and
says, ”Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?” His
wife’s eyes widen. ”You must come here a lot!” ”No, no,” says
Roger, ”I just know her from volleyball.”
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms
around Roger and says, ”Roger! A table dance as usual?” His
wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar.
Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps
into the passenger seat.
His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it
with both barrels. At this, the cabby leans over and says, ”Sure
looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger!”
The patient’s volleyball team gathered to hear what the specialists had to say after the player was knocked out by getting six-packed in a match.
”Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.”
”Well, how much does a brain cost?” asked the teammates.
”For a power hitter’s brain, $50, 000.
For a setter’s brain, $20, 000.”
The other setters on the team tried to look shocked, but they all nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient’s coach asked, Why is there difference in price between a setter’s brain and a power hitter’s brain?”
”A standard pricing practice,” said the head of the doctors. ”Power hitter’s brains cost more because they’ve barely been used.”
A Woman was warming up for her all ireland beach doubles volleyball match one afternoon when her spiked ball rolled into some bushes.
She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog stuck in a trap.
The frog said to her, ”If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog and then the frog said, ”Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your opponents in this Championship Match will get ten times more or better!” The woman said, ”That would be okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the hardest spiker on the Volleyball Tour.
The frog warned her, ”You do realize that this wish will also make your 2 female opponents in this match the hardest spikers in the world, their hits will come at you with amazing speed.”
The woman replied, ”That will be okay because I will still be a strong hitter in my own right.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most powerful spiker on the Volleyball Tour.
For her second wish, she wanted to have the highest vertical jump on the volleyball tour. The frog said, ”That will make your opponents impossible to beat as they will now be able to jump high and hit hard, much more than your abilities. You will lose your match for sure.”
”The woman said, ”That will be okay because I will still be an amazing player.”
So, KAZAM-she has the highest vertical jump of any women on the Volleyball Tour!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, ”I’d like to have a mild heart attack.”