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Q: if I’m Walking Along With My Rooster And You Came Along Walking Your Donkey And The Your Donkey Ate My Rooster. What Do You Have?
A: my Cock In Your Ass!

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Joke #1478 posted in the category: Walking jokes.

A Bears fan was driving when he spotted a Colts fan walking along the road. For fun, he swerved near him, veering away just in time.

Though he was certain he had missed the guy, he heard a loud THUD.

The Bears fan glanced in his mirrors but didn’t see anything. ”What was that?” he asked friend in the back seat. ”I thought I missed that Colts fan.”

”You did” replied his friend, ”But I got him with the door.”

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Joke #2699 posted in the category: Walking jokes.

Two gay guys were walking together when one of them said, ”You’re not going to believe this, but I think I smell penis.”

The other said, ”That’s because I just burped.”

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Joke #8938 posted in the category: Walking jokes.

This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, ”I’m a walking economy.”

The friend replies ”How so?”

”My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and

both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”

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Joke #12387 posted in the category: Walking jokes.

This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, ”I’m a walking economy.” The friend asks, ”How so?” ”My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”

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Joke #12574 posted in the category: Walking jokes.

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