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I don’t believe for a second weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that’s indecision.


Joke #128716 posted in the category: Weightlifting jokes.

Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: ”This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.”
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: ”This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.”
Murray Walker: ”The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”
Greg Norman: ”I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
Alan Minter: ”Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.”
Terry Venables: ”If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again”
Ron Atkinson: ”He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it - you can see it all over their faces.”
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: ”Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.”
Metro Radio: ”Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.”
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: ”There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.”
US TV Commentator: ”One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?”


Joke #128717 posted in the category: Weightlifting jokes.

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