An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, ”You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?”
The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse.” The indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, ”Typical white man... only think one thing.” The second day, the chief says, ”What wish today?”
The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse again.” The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse’s ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, ”Typical white man going die tomorrow... can only think one thing.” The last day comes, and the chief says, ”This last wish, white man. What want?”
The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, ”Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!”
A white guy, a black guy, and a Mormon are talking one day. The black guy
says ”I’ve got four kids; one more, and I’ll have a basketball team.” The
white guy says ”I’ve got ten kids; one more, and I’ll have a football team.”
The Mormon says ”I’ve got seventeen wives; one more, and I’ll have a golf
There was a black man, a white man, and a chinese man. They were wondering in the middle of nowhere trying to find a place to sleep. The black man looked at the white man and said, ”It’s your fault we ain’t got no place to stay.” The white man says, ”How?” ”Because you bought a 2002 mustang for your son,” said the black man. The white man replied, ”Well you spent our savings on 100 cases of fried chicken and kool-aid!” The chinese man didn’t say a word, he only pointed. Then they all looked and saw that there was a farm with a small white house. They hurried up to the door and knocked generously. Just then a huge man steps out of the door. ”What do you want,” he said. They all asked the farmer could he spare them a warm place to stay for the night. The farmer said that it was okay just as long as they didn’t steal any food from his crops. He let them sleep in the barn with the animals. After the farmer left the barn the black man shot up and said, ”C’mon yall lets try to find something to eat.” ”We’d better not,” said the chinese man. ”The white man said, ”Why not? He won’t notice a few apples or potatoes missing.” It made sense to them so they quietly went out into the fields and began to pick everything in sight. What they hadn’t planned on was the farmer being there. (Click, Click)The farmer pointed his shotgun at the three men. He said he ought to shoot them for disobeying him after he gave them a place to sleep. ”Instead of shooting you, being that you’re hungry and all, I’ll let each of you pick out your favorite fruit and come back with it,” said the farmer. The three men were excited. First the white man came back with some grapes. Secondly the black man came back with some oranges. The farmer said, ”Okay, white man, I want you to take those grapes and shove them up your a**!” The white shook his head but the farmer cocked his shotgun again. He did as he was told. Next, the black man’s face was turning white. ”You know what to do,” said the farmer. The black man had to follow through. He screamed during the whole process. He said, ”Is there a draft in here? I ain’t got no butt crack, I got a butt canyon.” Then the farmer said, ”Where’s that chinese fellow?” The two men looked at each other and fell out laughing. The farmer said, ”What are you laughing at?” ”The black man said, ”The chinese man is in the watermelon patch!”--2+
a chinese guy, a white guy, and a black guy all get a job at the same place. the boss comes out and says,” i’m leaving for awile, and when i get back i want to see this place swept, and that pile of dirt out front shoveled and in five diffrent piles.” so he tells the white guy,” you are in charge of sweeping.” he tells the black guy,” your in charge of shoveling.” and finally he tells the cinese guy,” your in charge of the supplies.” he leaves and comes back in about three hours and sees nothing done.
so he asked the white guy,” why didn’t you do anything?” he replies,” i would have but the chinese guy didn’t give me a broom.” so he askes the black guy,” why haven’t you done anything?” he also replies,” the chinese guy didn’t give me a shovel.” so he goes to look for the chinese guy, but he couldn’t find him. finally he walks over to the pile of dirt and the chinese guy hopped out and said,” supplies!”
A black man and a white man were discussing
God. The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man
equally sure that he was black. Eventually they decide to resolve the
matter once and all the next Sunday by praying in Church and asking God
So they do that. and to their surprise a great booming voice comes down
›from above, saying ”I Am what I Am”.
”There you are,” said the white man, ”that proves it. God is white.”
”How come? All he said was ’I am what I am’.”
”That’s just it! If God is black he’d have said ’I Is what I Is.’ .”