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Why can’t dogs use computers?

Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows 95

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Joke #777 posted in the category: Windows jokes.

At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was ”Where do you want to go today?” These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.

1. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 give you the whole house.

2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.

4. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

5. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

6. Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

7. Windows 3. 1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

8. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

9. I’ll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I’m trying.

10. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better

11. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.

12. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

13. OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

14. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [A]solutely [O]f Course!

15. How do you want to crash today?

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Joke #12059 posted in the category: Windows jokes.

At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was ”Where do you want to go today?” These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows. 13. OS/2. Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

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Joke #12063 posted in the category: Windows jokes.

At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was ”Where do you want to go today?” These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows. 4. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

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Joke #12064 posted in the category: Windows jokes.

At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was ”Where do you want to go today?” These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows. 2. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

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Joke #12065 posted in the category: Windows jokes.

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