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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane.

The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency officer and The dog is a ’Sniffer dog’.

’His name is Smithy and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.’

The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says: Watch this.’ He tells Smithy to ’search’.

Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent’s arm.

The agent says, ’Good boy’, and he turns to the man and says: ’That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I’m making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.’

’Say, that’s pretty neat,’ replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent’s arm.

The agent says, ’That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I’m making note Of his seat number for the police.’

’I like it!’ says his seat mate.

The agent then tells Smithy to ’search’ again.

Smithy walks up and down the aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment and then comes racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and proceeds to crap all over the place.

The first man is really amazed out by this behaviour and can’t figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like this, so he asks the agent ’What’s going on?’

The agent nervously replies, ’He just found a bomb.’

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Joke #19 posted in the category: Work jokes.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotapus

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Joke #139 posted in the category: Work jokes.

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned: ”I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!”

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Joke #160 posted in the category: Work jokes.

wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, ”I’m going to become a lion tamer.”

The other replies, ”That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.”

”Yes I do!”

”Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?”

”Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down.”

”Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?”

”Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down.”

”Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?”

”Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him.”

”Well, what if that gun doesn’t work? What will you do then?”

”Well, then I pick up some of the shit that’s on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage.”

”Well, what if there ain’t no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?”

”Well, that’s dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don’t work, there’s going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that.”

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Joke #318 posted in the category: Work jokes.

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn’t eat her.

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Joke #584 posted in the category: Work jokes.

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