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Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup.-0+
They won after France’s best player got ejected for headbutting.
That’s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.
The United States is out of World Cup soccer. We’ve been eliminated.-0+
The U. S. loses this thing every four years... It’s like we’re Democrats.
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?-0+
Because you can get the soccer world cup in a boot but you cant get it in a shoe.
Why will Pakistan never win the World Cup?-0+
Because they put a shop on every corner they get.
Question: Why can’t the Greeks ever win the World Cup Football (Soccer)?-0+
Answer: Because every time you give them a corner, they build a fish and chip shop.
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