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Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup.

They won after France’s best player got ejected for headbutting.

That’s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years.

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Joke #20454 posted in the category: World Cup jokes.

The United States is out of World Cup soccer. We’ve been eliminated.

The U. S. loses this thing every four years... It’s like we’re Democrats.

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Joke #21672 posted in the category: World Cup jokes.

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?

Because you can get the soccer world cup in a boot but you cant get it in a shoe.

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Joke #21675 posted in the category: World Cup jokes.

Why will Pakistan never win the World Cup?

Because they put a shop on every corner they get.

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Joke #21683 posted in the category: World Cup jokes.

Question: Why can’t the Greeks ever win the World Cup Football (Soccer)?

Answer: Because every time you give them a corner, they build a fish and chip shop.

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Joke #21948 posted in the category: World Cup jokes.

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