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Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China.

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Joke #20381 posted in the category: World Political jokes.

They decided to become American Citizens, and ”Americanize” their names.

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Joke #20382 posted in the category: World Political jokes.

and Fu had to go back to China: )

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Joke #20385 posted in the category: World Political jokes.

When Albert Einstein died, he met three New Zealanders in the queue outside the Pearly Gates. To pass the time, he asked what were their IQs. The first replied 190.

”Wonderful,” exclaimed Einstein. ”We can discuss the contribution made by Ernest Rutherford to atomic physics and my theory of general relativity”. The second answered 150. ”Good,” said Einstein. ”I look forward to discussing the role of New Zealand’s nuclear-free legislation in the quest for world peace”. The third New Zealander mumbled 50. Einstein paused, and then asked, ”So what is your forecast for the budget deficit next year?”

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Joke #29702 posted in the category: World Political jokes.

Q: Why can’t anyone remember who used Peter Reith’s Phone Card?
A: It doesn;t ring a bell.

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Joke #98876 posted in the category: World Political jokes.

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