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Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, ”Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ”pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!”

The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!

A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn’t watch the ending.

Suddenly there was a horrible scream, and a resounding cheer from the crowd. The trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian’s back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.

The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asks, ”How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!”

The wrestler answered, ”Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!”

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Joke #19351 posted in the category: Wrestling jokes.

* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers’ names

* You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing

* When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner

* You always end a speech with, ”That’s the bottom line ’cuz John said so!” or ”If you smellllll what John is cooking!”

* Your new wardrobe consists of more multi-colored bicep tassles, tights, and capes

* If there’s one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it

* Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter

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Joke #49663 posted in the category: Wrestling jokes.

You might be a redneck if you think WWE should be an Olympic sport!

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Joke #79460 posted in the category: Wrestling jokes.

Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while you

realize that the pig is at home in the mud.

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Joke #101766 posted in the category: Wrestling jokes.

Wrestlers managers get to hit people; football manager just get stressed and lose their hair.

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Joke #127987 posted in the category: Wrestling jokes.

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