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This guy walks into a bar down in Georgia and orders a Grape Nephi. Surprised,

the bartender looks around and says, ”You isn’t from around here. Where you

from, boy?”

The guy says, ”I’m from Pennsylvania”.

The bartender asks, ”What do you do up in Pennsylvania?”

The guy responds, ”I’m a taxidermist”.

The bartender asks, ”A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?”

The guy says, ”I mount dead animals”.

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, ”It’s OK boys, he’s one of

us!”

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Joke #7321 posted in the category: Yankee jokes.

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, ”You’re not from ’round here are ya?”

”No” replies the man, ”I’m from New Hampshire.” The bartender looks at him and says, ”Well what do you do in New Hampshire?”

”I’m a taxidermist,” says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, ”I mount dead animals.”

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, ”It’s OK, boys! He’s one of us!”

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Joke #9001 posted in the category: Yankee jokes.

The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row just above the dug

out at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret

Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers something in the

President’s ear.

President Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck

and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the

dug out, kicking and screaming obscenities all the way down, and after

she lands, the President bows to the crowd, and shakes hands and ”high

five’s” everyone near him.

The same Secret Service agent again leans over and whispers, ”No Mr.

President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH.”

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Joke #15248 posted in the category: Yankee jokes.

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he wanted to buy a 100 pound pig. The farmer nodded, walked out into the sty, bent over and picked up a pig by its tail with his teeth. The farmer said, ”This one will go a little over a 100”. Astonished the Yankee said, ”Who are you trying to fool? You can’t weigh a pig that way”. The farmer laughed and called to his young son, ”Boy, come over here and weigh that pig for this man”. The boy obliged by bending over and picking up the pig by its tail with his teeth. Turning to his father the boy said, ” This here pig weighs about 100 pounds”. The Yankee was having no part of this so in order to convince him the farmer told his son to go to the house and get his mother so she could weigh the pig. After a short delay the son returned and said, ”Ma says she will be right down after she’s finished weighing the mailman”.

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Joke #21247 posted in the category: Yankee jokes.

Do you know what a Yankee is? Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself

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Joke #21267 posted in the category: Yankee jokes.

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