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Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, ”If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us.”

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Joke #4297 posted in the category: Zoo jokes.

There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him.

The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him.

The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, ”What’s going on? I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!”

The new truck driver responds, ”I did take them to the zoo. And I had enough money left over so now we’re going to see a movie.”

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Joke #5818 posted in the category: Zoo jokes.

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, ”How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, ”About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

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Joke #5887 posted in the category: Zoo jokes.

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.

When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means ”F**k you!” in gorilla language. The explanation didn’t make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge.

The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla’s cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn.

Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half.

The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.

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Joke #6467 posted in the category: Zoo jokes.

Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, ”Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?”

”Yes,” replied Dracula, ”have lots of giraffes.”

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Joke #6468 posted in the category: Zoo jokes.

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